If i come over, it means nothing
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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