I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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