He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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