If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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