I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i love accidental penises.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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