We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Barsexuality is the new black.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
we're making bets on your personal life
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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