every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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