well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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