The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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