There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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