am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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