So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
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