I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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