yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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