My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
birth control should be required to get into college
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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