Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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