C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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