i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
no you cant smoke seaweed
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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