I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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