love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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