I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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