i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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