SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
why is half of my head shaved?
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