How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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