Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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