I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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