i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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