i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
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