The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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