The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Randomize
