This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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