It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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