He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Randomize
