i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
my being single is dangerous.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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