my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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