I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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