But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
