How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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