1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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