So drunk its hurt
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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