Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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