i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
We talked him into tasing himself.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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