carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Randomize