dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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