Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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