Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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