we made out on top of his cat.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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