Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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