the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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