I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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