New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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