Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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