Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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