My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
she told me i tasted like america
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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