i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
