I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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