Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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